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Anti Stupid Pill
Topic Started: Aug 7 2006, 04:19 PM (104 Views)
MaxPower
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

This guy is going to be rich.
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Jesse Snadden
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Image now, instead of EPO and blood doping and anabolics use scandals in sports, the media will have.

Mr X. tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and will be stripped of his title of Spelling Bee champion
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Frozenkilt
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An "Anti-stupidity pill" was invented hundreds of years ago. It's called a bullet. If we actually applied it to more morons, the problem would clear up quickly.

- Sean
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Caber McJock
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I agree
It is the size of an NFL football.

If you don't try to swallow it, you're not stupid.
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MaxPower
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Also comes in suppository form.




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