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BAD DAY; AGAIN
Topic Started: Jan 7 2007, 05:10 PM (294 Views)
TAT 70
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
Got up 2day thinking how badly i still ached from yesterdays exploits.
I thought Witherspoons for a breki would ease the pain.
1st things 1st try & down a liquidised chicken breast (as u do) bad move
managed to urge it back into the sink.Wont try that again ,well not until
tomorrow.
A nice easy day doing a bit of shopping was on the cards until the furer
in law rang to say he was coming down to finish the never ending decking
project (started about a yr ago :P ) GREAT !
Went shopping for food & came home to the furer in law sat on the doorstep.
Got cracking & was soon in the flow of things.
Managed to sneak off & start grinding a hole in the top of my beer barrel .
Half way through grinding i noticed my leg was getting very hot so i looked
down at my groin to find my bollox and left inside knee were on fire.I
extuinguished the blaze & found i`d only burnt a big hole in the leg of my
trackies PHEW :blink:
After this lucky escape i thought i`d get my `special` work pencil out of
my tool draw under the house.What a suprise i got.I opened the draw to find
that we`d been chosen by a family of field mice as their new hosts.
The wife went ballistic as she hates any rodent (except me sometimes :P ).
The upshot is i spent the last 4 hrs in our under house storage getting rid
of everything.Got to load it all into a skip 2morrow.
Well at least i`ve got somewhere to store some of my event kit now.
:respect
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Caber McJock
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I agree
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i looked
down at my groin to find my bollox and left inside knee were on fire.


Suddenly my morning don't look as bad.
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TAT 70
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i`ll try the vaseline in the sock tonight
C McJ i`m thinking of changing my name
to `LUCKY 70` :P
:lol :lol :lol
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Llamapower
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Its a good general plan for everyday living, that you avoid where possible, setting your bollocks on fire.....

:lol
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Al Lister
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Fuck me , only you mate.
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Laurence Shahlaei.
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Now you're boring us
what we gunna do with ya? :lol
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Dan Mereweather
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Now you're boring us
like the field mouse bit, lucky you wernt wearing a shell suit!
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Tom Jones
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Welcome to the world of strongman equipment manufacturer Will your obviously doing a proper job, I set myself on fire at least twice a week. I've had to put leather laces in my boots because my feet are constantly on fire.
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Al Lister
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down at my groin to find my bollox and left inside knee were on fire

I'm thinking of a new event here,
Anyway Will, you know i said we were low on fuel when we got home saturday night ................ I got 50 meters out of cully at 5 this morning before the bastard coughed............. spluttered ................. and died.

BUGGER
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Tom Jones
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Are you one of the true men in this world Al who when your low on fuel you do all you can to get back in the hope your misses will end up having to fuel up
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Al Lister
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company van tom, having to go home early, refuel and bleed the bugger.

:lol

Own fault., was well worth it though, had a great day, and learnt so much.
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Jesse Snadden
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Could someone translate TAT 70's post?

I can't understand cockney.
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Tom Jones
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Fuckin Hell Jesse thats not Cockney thats Devon and not proper Devon at that. Now cockney is your Andy Ox.
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Al Lister
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Proper Devon? Try living down my end Tom, we got the highest rate of in-breading in the country , that's what my Sister and wife says anyway, you did meet her ,didn't you?
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Jesse Snadden
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Fuckin Hell Jesse thats not Cockney thats Devon and not proper Devon at that. Now cockney is your Andy Ox.


Oh, I see.
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ANDY OX
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Fuckin Hell Jesse thats not Cockney thats Devon and not proper Devon at that. Now cockney is your Andy Ox.



:lol Fucking hell and i'm from Surrey which is considered a posh area of England.
So don't look down your firemans at me your little Eartha Kitt or i'll be round to smack fuck out of ya jacobs with me dog 'n' bone :P
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Tom Jones
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Common as fuck :lol
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ANDY OX
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:P :lol
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Caber McJock
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I agree
OK, I used to be not bad at this, let me take a stab at translating:

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So don't look down your firemans at me your little Eartha Kitt or i'll be round to smack fuck out of ya jacobs with me dog 'n' bone


"So don't look down your nose at me you little tit or i'll be round to smack fuck out of ya balls with me phone."

I am not sure about phone.

I convinced a British girl in a bar here I was Scottish by translating all her rhyming slang. She still wouldn't give me a Barclay's though.

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Tom Jones
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Sorry jeff 1 mistake in that
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Caber McJock
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I agree
Eartha Kitt = shit? Makes sense in the context

Jacobs = ?

I always heard that before as bollocks/nuts/knackers, the way my Grandpa used it anyhow. But he was Scottish, not Cockney at all, so WTF.
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ANDY OX
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Eartha kitt and jacobs

Not actually real cockney ,more joe pasquale.
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Tom Jones
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Actually jeff just edited my first post. Theirs a couple of meanings for most of the slang jacobs crackers can mean knackers ie bollocks. Eartha kitt can mean tit or shit so I'm wrong and rabbit and porking out of my jam roll
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Caber McJock
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I agree
That was how I used to run with it too- it didn't really matter what the exact meaning of it was, you just needed the context right.

If he said "Pass the potatos, I'm Lee Marvin." It didn't matter that he wasn't Lee Marvin at all, you just passed the potatos.
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ANDY OX
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'Hank Marvin ' over here.
I'm Hank Marvin,i could eat a horse.

While we're at it 'Its tater's(potatoe mold)in here,shut the door'


This is a great conversation for someone to start reading the last few posts of. :lol
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