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Break up by messenger
Topic Started: Apr 18 2007, 02:11 PM (99 Views)
MaxPower
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BERLIN (Reuters) - Business is booming for a Berlin entrepreneur's unique service -- delivering break-up messages for a fee.

Bernd Dressler, who charges 50 euros ($68) to tell people they have been dumped, says he has helped end 200 relationships in the last 11 months.

"I almost never get invited in for a coffee," he told the Berliner Morgenpost newspaper on Monday. "Most of the time they're totally surprised."

Breaking the bad news only takes about three minutes and often leaves the message recipients in a state of shock, said Dressler, a trained economist.

People wanting to dump their partners in person can make use of coaching sessions given by Dressler, who also offers help for those wanting to save their relationships or apologize for going astray.

There must be some good comfort sex in that.
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thepezox
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At least you would have easy access to all the chicks who are on the rebound. Or the ones who "Just-got-dumped-so-I'm-going-to-bang-the-first-guy-I-see-for-revenge!!!

Cool job either way...
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MaxPower
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"You've been dumped"...

...2 seconds later

"Want to know a good way to get back at the jerk"



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thepezox
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Beauty!!
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Frozenkilt
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
No doubt. This is a perfect setup for a dual business. One demographic supports the other.

- Sean
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