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| ANDY OX | Apr 25 2007, 10:10 AM Post #1 |
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Not The Mama
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Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide. The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate". The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"? The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?" The first bloke says, "Who gives a fuck, let's look for yours." |
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| Dan Mereweather | Apr 25 2007, 10:29 AM Post #2 |
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| Raptor | Apr 25 2007, 11:15 AM Post #3 |
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Who's Your Daddy
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| Jesse Snadden | Apr 25 2007, 01:01 PM Post #4 |
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Pakistan's Strongest Man
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| Jesse Snadden | Apr 25 2007, 01:04 PM Post #5 |
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money," and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said, "not until you have at least seen my demonstration." With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said "Well, I hope you've got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. " |
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| MaxPower | Apr 25 2007, 02:17 PM Post #6 |
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Follower of Branigann's Law
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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in America, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?” The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral." |
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| BojanD | Apr 26 2007, 11:45 AM Post #7 |
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| ANDY OX | Apr 26 2007, 12:28 PM Post #8 |
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