| Star Wars episode 3 summary; Found it | |
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| MaxPower | May 24 2007, 04:21 AM Post #1 |
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By Sean
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| Frozenkilt | May 24 2007, 12:36 PM Post #2 |
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
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Seriously, some of my best work. - Sean |
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| Caber McJock | May 24 2007, 06:11 PM Post #3 |
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I agree
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Def. Accurate. |
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| Jesse Snadden | May 24 2007, 06:39 PM Post #4 |
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Pakistan's Strongest Man
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That scene should have been something to remember. Well it was... remembered as the worst script and acting ever. |
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| Oberland | May 24 2007, 07:20 PM Post #5 |
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I guess I swing both ways...I know where my monkey is going
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I hated Star Wars because I thought the aliens were 100% unrealistic and the story lines were lame. But I loved Harrison Ford and Chewbacca, so I watched the first one
:P But is that really part of the script? You can't be serious ... that script sucks. |
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| Jesse Snadden | May 24 2007, 07:23 PM Post #6 |
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Pakistan's Strongest Man
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I think the real script is even worse. |
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| Caber McJock | May 24 2007, 07:31 PM Post #7 |
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I agree
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The script is not good, but the acting is far, far worse. |
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| Frozenkilt | May 24 2007, 07:44 PM Post #8 |
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Online douche. GOLD! I need more Gold
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I think I really captured the essence of Episode III there. - Sean |
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| Jesse Snadden | May 24 2007, 07:56 PM Post #9 |
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Pakistan's Strongest Man
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I think it could have been improved if Samuel L Jackson could of used his trademark motherfucker line... Anakin: It's not the jedi way to kill Palpatine, does he deserve to die? Mace: Yes I think he deserves to die and I hope he burns in hell! Anakin chops Mace's arm off. Mace: Motherfucker! |
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| Caber McJock | May 24 2007, 08:18 PM Post #10 |
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I agree
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. Mace: What does Yoda look like? Palpatine: What? Mace: What Planet you from? Palpatine: What? Mace: What ain't no Planet I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Palpatine: What? Mace: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Palpatine: Yes! Mace: Then you know what I'm saying! Palpatine: Yes! Mace: Describe what Yoda looks like! Palpatine: What, I-? Mace: [pointing his lightsaber] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Palpatine: He's g-g-green... Mace: Go on. Palpatine: He's bald... Mace: Does he look like a bitch? Palpatine: What? [Mace stabs Palpatine in shoulder] Mace: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Palpatine: No! Mace: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Palpatine? Palpatine: I didn't. Mace: Yes you did. Yes you did, Palpatine. You tried to fuck him. And Yoda don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Yoda. |
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| MaxPower | May 24 2007, 08:23 PM Post #11 |
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Follower of Branigann's Law
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Mace: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITHS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNCIL |
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