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Star Wars episode 3 summary; Found it
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 04:21 AM (133 Views)
MaxPower
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By Sean

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It sucks.

Don't listen to what anyone else says.

10 minutes into it, you'll be wondering if there's something better on Space.

Like Dark Angel or something.

It's THAT bad. But it doesn't even have the bonus of Jessica Alba's hot ass to spice it up.

Here, I'll save you 2 painful hours you'll never get back:

SW: EPIII - Thank God Its Over

Anakin: Look! A space fight!
Obiwan: Well, we won. That was easy. Good thing droids are fucking pussies.

Next scene.

Amidala: I love you, Anakin.
Anakin: I love you more, Amidala.
Amidala: No, I love you. And I'm knocked up.
Anakin: Yay! I mean, fuck! I mean, yay!

Next scene.

Anakin: I shouldn't kill Duku.
Palpatine: Sure you should.
Anakin: Ok.

Next scene.

Anakin: I love you Jedi fuckers.
Mace Windu: Cool, negro. But your ass ain't a master.
Anakin: I hate you Jedi fuckers.

Next scene.

Mace: We think Palpatine's evil.
Anakin: Yeah, ok. He's evil. So what?
Mace: I'm going to go pump some lightsaber in his ass and take these 4 chumps with me that are going to die without a fight. Stay the fuck here, white boy.

Next scene.

Mace: Time to die, you old fuck.
Palpatine: Save me, Anakin.
Anakin: Sure. <slashes Windu's arm off and Palpatine zaps him>

Anakin: What have I done?
Palpatine: You should be evil.
Anakin: Ok.

Next scene.

Obiwan: Holy fuck, we're getting killed.
Yoda: Yep.
Obiwan: Geez, it's Anakin.
Yoda: Yep.

Next scene.

Palpatine: I'm going to kill you.
Yoda: No. Good side, yadda yadda.
Palpatine: Noone notices I'm evil. it's all good.
Yoda: Despite me kicking your ass, I'm going into hiding instead of saving the galaxy from a tyrranical maniac.

Next scene.

Obiwan: Don't jump over here, or i'm going to cut your fucking legs off.
Anakin jumps.
Obiwan cuts his fucking legs off.
Obiwan: I'm going to turn my back and walk away so you can be saved instead of finishing the job.
Anakin: Argh! Thanks, though.

Next scene.
Emperor: Woo. You're Darth Vader.
Darth Vader: Noooo! I mean, yes my master.

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That's about the long and short of it, but without the painful scenes where people try to act.
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Frozenkilt
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Seriously, some of my best work.

- Sean
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Caber McJock
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I agree
Def. Accurate.
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Jesse Snadden
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Anakin: What have I done?
Palpatine: You should be evil.
Anakin: Ok.


That scene should have been something to remember.

Well it was... remembered as the worst script and acting ever.
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Oberland
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I hated Star Wars because I thought the aliens were 100% unrealistic and the story lines were lame. But I loved Harrison Ford and Chewbacca, so I watched the first one :P

But is that really part of the script? You can't be serious ... that script sucks.
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Jesse Snadden
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I think the real script is even worse.
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Caber McJock
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I agree
The script is not good, but the acting is far, far worse.
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Frozenkilt
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I think I really captured the essence of Episode III there.

- Sean
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Jesse Snadden
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I think it could have been improved if Samuel L Jackson could of used his trademark motherfucker line...

Anakin: It's not the jedi way to kill Palpatine, does he deserve to die?

Mace: Yes I think he deserves to die and I hope he burns in hell!

Anakin chops Mace's arm off.

Mace: Motherfucker!
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Caber McJock
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I agree
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Mace: What does Yoda look like?
Palpatine: What?
Mace: What Planet you from?
Palpatine: What?
Mace: What ain't no Planet I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Palpatine: What?
Mace: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Palpatine: Yes!
Mace: Then you know what I'm saying!
Palpatine: Yes!
Mace: Describe what Yoda looks like!
Palpatine: What, I-?
Mace: [pointing his lightsaber] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Palpatine: He's g-g-green...
Mace: Go on.
Palpatine: He's bald...
Mace: Does he look like a bitch?
Palpatine: What?
[Mace stabs Palpatine in shoulder]
Mace: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Palpatine: No!
Mace: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Palpatine?
Palpatine: I didn't.
Mace: Yes you did. Yes you did, Palpatine. You tried to fuck him. And Yoda don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Yoda.
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Mace: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITHS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNCIL


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