| Beer Vs Pussy | |
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| MaxPower | Jun 11 2008, 06:55 PM Post #1 |
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BEER VS. PUSSY If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: Beer. If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. |
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