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YOUR LATEST RARE VHS PUCHASES; A.K.A The penis measuring thread
Topic Started: Jun 5 2008, 06:23 PM (350,830 Views)
sleazeman2001
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Canisius
Jan 31 2011, 08:35 PM
Hooray! I received one of the Holy Grails of European smut cinema today:

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:wub: :tapelove: B)

very nice tape....
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shootgringoshoot
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very nice tape philipp!

looks nice and dirty :ph43r:


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Canisius
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Thanks Eddie & Tom! :cheers:
"These Parker House Rolls-they belong to my Ma!"
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Canisius
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Got some Turkish goodies in today:

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:tapelove:
"These Parker House Rolls-they belong to my Ma!"
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Rethor
Jan 31 2011, 05:53 PM



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Play Motel - Chi l'ha vista morire




WOWWW !!!!!!!!!!!,

Wonderful, he would adore to have them :cheers: :cheers:

Maravillosas, adoraria tenerlas :cheers: :cheers:
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Operazione Bianchi
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That "Play Motel" is incredible !!! B)
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nice vids there mario.
nice argentine tape. :tapelove:
WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH.
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Rethor
Jan 31 2011, 05:53 PM


Looks a lot like another similar cartoon I'm looking for. A porn cartoon version of Snow White. Have you come across anything like that?
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I've bought 40 tapes from an ex-collector.

It costed half my salary, but I guess I'll be able to sell some of them here to get the money back (some I'll keep too).

So, in the next days I'll put for sale some of the rarest tapes released in Argentina (expect nazisploitation, giallos, poliziescos, etc)
http://www.rarovhs.com.ar
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Just picked this baby up...GEEK (1970S) Sasquatch sex life! XXX VHS...heres some info off the net about this twisted classic! Glad I grabbed it!


The Geek (Unknown Director, 1971), weirdo xxx sleaze yeti rape thriller:


The Geek, which was apparently made back in 1971 and was released without any cast or crew credits. As far as I am aware no one has ever been able to shed any real light on the matter as who exactly directed, wrote or produced it. Clocking in at just short of fifty minutes The Geek perhaps qualifies as one of the most obscure, amateurish and downright weird additions to the entire Bigfoot/Sasquatch cycle and along with Ray Nadeau's slightly better known 1974 effort The Beauties And The Beast (a review of that movie is coming soon too ) is the only one to combine its shaggy man beast action with jaw-dropping scenes of explicit sex.

The "plot" of The Geek follows a group of six would be monster hunters (three male, three female) who trek off into the wilderness of the North-West in order to search for the elusive monster known as Sasquatch. Despite spending most of their time wandering off in two's to have sex the group eventually succeed in locating the Sasquatch. Terror soon ensues as Sasquatch subsequently turns out to be a savage sexual predator, violently raping two of the women.





Following the obligatory solemn, cautionary yet cheesy opening narration which warns about a dangerous man beast known as Sasquatch or "the geek" roaming the wild, untamed regions of the American north-west we are introduced to our cast of six slightly hippified would be Sasquatch hunters which includes porn actresses Lynn Holmes and Mycle Brandy. Although the opening text claims that The Geek was shot on location in Canada, Oregon and Washington it soon becomes clear this curio looks as if it was really filmed on a small patch of scrub land and resembles a grainy yet fairly well shot home video.

In its opening moments The Geek looks as if its liable to rival Andy Warhol's infamous anti-film Sleep in terms of soul-crushing pointlessness as nearly ten minutes is wasted on pointless padding footage of the cast trudging silently across a field for what feels like an eternity. After that however The Geek reveals its true colours and turns into a borderline hardcore porn film as two of the couples start feeling a little amorous and pair off together leading to two separate back to back sex scenes which take up most of the next twenty minutes.

Unfortunately said sex is pretty unappealing and poorly executed and quickly becomes rather boring. In typical seventies porn fashion the blokes are both almost as hairy as the Sasquatch and the ladies both boast more bush than your local gardening centre. Even in the supposed full version of The Geek these scenes also feel and look heavily truncated with all oral sex bluntly cut away from and only a little is shown in the way of actual penetration. Whether this the result of censorship at some point in the films history I have no idea. Some amusement does however stem from how totally disinterested the participants seem with what they're doing as they reel off cliched porno lines such as "I want to make love" and "oh it's so hard, I want to touch it" without as much as a shred of enthusiasm. A laugh is raised when Lynn Holmes's balding suitor invites her into his tent to sample his "Italian salami", which must rank as one of the worst lines of dialogue in porno history. Then following their subsequent romp there is a dialogue exchange which seems like something out of an Andy Milligan film as he hits her with the revelation that he was actually a virgin beforehand and that his only previous sexual experience was fondling his fifteen year old sisters breasts.

So far, so terrible but fortunately all is largely forgiven when "The Geek" himself quite literally rears his ugly head at around the 35 minute mark. Clearly just a guy wearing a shaggy hair peace, bad makeup and a manky looking fur coat he is easily the least convincing bigfoot style monster to ever grace the screen, which is really saying something. After half-heartedly roaring and waving his arms about for a minute or two the scenes which have leant The Geek its minuscule measure of infamy ensue as the less than convincing Sasquatch proceeds to "rape" two of the women doggy style in quick succession. However, instead of being shocking these scenes just end up being side-splittingly hilarious in a guilty kind of way due to how lethargically the beast performs (was the guy inside the costume drunk? stoned? or what?) and how comically unconcerned the two young ladies involved seem to be considering that they are down on all fours getting screwed by a Sasquatch! The first victim (played by Mycle Brandy) actually seems to be putting in more effort into her Sasquatch sex scene than what the monster is and looks like she's enjoying it, while the second lady just stays on all fours sporting a blank expression, seemingly not in the slightest bit bothered at all by her "ordeal".





Adding to the escalating comedy The Geek then concludes with a rib-ticklingly awful fight scene as the rampaging beast delivers a beating to all three guys, knocking them silly with a few weak shoves and a few phantom open hand slaps which are all clearly missing their target by at least six inches. Our rather iffy looking Sasquatch then wanders off leaving our six protagonists to stagger off into the distance as The Geek grinds to a close.

All in all The Geek is a rather strange bird to say the least, resembling a home video of a nature trail albeit with some crappy, boring, borderline hardcore scenes of faunication and some warped yet comedically inept and totally unconvincing Sasquatch rape tacked on. While the standard sex is badly enacted and edited, for lovers of really, really offbeat examples of cinematic extremity The Geek is worth persevering with just for the jaw-dropping yet pretty damned funny tastelessness of the final ten minutes.

While ultimately too inept and too silly to ever really work purely as a piece of shock, seen as it is (to the best of my knowledge) pretty much the only full on Sasquatch sex film in existence The Geek certainly ranks as a unique curiosity piece and if nothing else is sure to in turn both bore and eventually tickle the funny bone of viewers who think they've seen it all.

Who says Bigfoot can't get laid....
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