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ANgLisH 2 NOoObISH tRANSLA2r1111!11!1; English to Noobish Translator!
Topic Started: Nov 11 2007, 06:23 PM (630 Views)
IceWind91
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And to think that you criticized Babelfish for making bad translations. I found this somewhere on Host-a.net (on the homepage of the site's creator, I think) and bookmarked it a while ago. It's funny how accurate it is.

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I translated the description of U3D on the main page. Sounds like someone in a 'My First Game' topic.

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ULTIMAET 3D Is A FREEE 3D ENGNG TAHT CAN B uSAD WITDAfREEE GME CRAATIOn SOFtWAeR gM3 MAEKR!!1!11! OMG wTF DaBAsIC IEdA BHIND IT IS OfERING A POSiBILItY 2 MAEK AdVaNCED 3D GRAPHICs wITHOUT MUCH AFORT And KNOWl3Dg31111!! OMG ULtIMAeT 3D ofaRS A WIED RANG3 OF FEATUrAS WHICh LeaD 2 IMPRESIEV 3FECTS BuT R EaSy 2 Usa ANYWAY1!1!!!1!! LOL ITS VAsTLY SUpaRIOR IN COmPaRSIOn 2 DABUilT-IN 3D FUNctiONS OF GM3 MAEKR1!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF N00B
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The eleventh plague of Egypt
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Enigma R4 beta released.
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Ruud v A
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I0RZ 5/-\W t]-[I5 20rZ /-\ W]-[I3|_0rZ /-\g0 W]-[I3|_ I W/-\5 BR0W5I|\|G T3]-[ G]\/[C1111! 0]\/[G WTF |_0|_ IT W/-\5 i|\| 50]\/[/-\0|\|35 5IG|\|/-\TUR31111!!11! |_0|_ iT5 rI|_|_YC000|_!1!1!111! 0]\/[g |_0|_


I saw this too a while ago while I was browsing the GMC. It was in someones signature. It's really cool.

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Eansis
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Sorry to crash the party, but I clicked the link and the page was static...I couldn't type anything and clicking was ineffective...
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gamemakerguy1560
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I think you want to go here:

english to n00b


just thought i'd translate something totally awesome, just to see what noobish would do to it... these are the last lines of the movie, The Matrix:

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i kNOW UR OuT THEIRi CAN FEEEL U NOW!1!!!1!!1 WTF N00B I KNOW TAHT UR AFRADE.1!1!1!!!!11!1!1!!1!1!1 WTf LoL UR AFRADe OF Us1111!1 wTF LOL uR AFRADE OF CHANGe1!!1!1 I DONT KNOW DAFUtuRE1111! WTF LOl I DiDNT COM3 HER3 2 TEL u HOW THIS IS gOING 2 AND!1!1! OMG LOl N00b I CM3 HERE 2 TEL u HOW ITS GOiNG 2 BGNG!111!! lOL IMa GOING TO hANG UP ThiS PHONA ANd thAN IMA GONG tO SHOW TH3SA PeOPlA WUT U DONT wANT THEM 2 SEeE!!1!111 Omg WTF LOL ImA GONG tO SHOW thEM A WORLd WIthoUT U!1!!1 Omg A WORlD WiThOUT RULAS AND CONTROLS WitHOUt BORDARS OR BOUNDAREIS!111!! OMG WTF LOl a WORlD wHEr3 ANYThING iS POsIBL3!11!! OMg WTF LOL whERE WE Go fROM THEIrIS A cHoIEC I LEAEV 2 U1!!!1 OMG wTF lOl


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Hi, my name is Josh.


Say it in a funny high voice.
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HI MAHNME IS JOSh!11!!!!!! omG WTf LOL
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Eansis
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gamemakerguy1560
Nov 13 2007, 12:38 AM
I think you want to go here:

english to n00b


just thought i'd translate something totally awesome, just to see what noobish would do to it... these are the last lines of the movie, The Matrix:

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i kNOW UR OuT THEIRi CAN FEEEL U NOW!1!!!1!!1 WTF N00B I KNOW TAHT UR AFRADE.1!1!1!!!!11!1!1!!1!1!1 WTf LoL UR AFRADe OF Us1111!1 wTF LOL uR AFRADE OF CHANGe1!!1!1 I DONT KNOW DAFUtuRE1111! WTF LOl I DiDNT COM3 HER3 2 TEL u HOW THIS IS gOING 2 AND!1!1! OMG LOl N00b I CM3 HERE 2 TEL u HOW ITS GOiNG 2 BGNG!111!! lOL IMa GOING TO hANG UP ThiS PHONA ANd thAN IMA GONG tO SHOW TH3SA PeOPlA WUT U DONT wANT THEM 2 SEeE!!1!111 Omg WTF LOL ImA GONG tO SHOW thEM A WORLd WIthoUT U!1!!1 Omg A WORlD WiThOUT RULAS AND CONTROLS WitHOUt BORDARS OR BOUNDAREIS!111!! OMG WTF LOl a WORlD wHEr3 ANYThING iS POsIBL3!11!! OMg WTF LOL whERE WE Go fROM THEIrIS A cHoIEC I LEAEV 2 U1!!!1 OMG wTF lOl


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Is there by any chance a N00815h to Gangsta translator to supplement this?
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Things will not calm down Daniel Jackson. They will infact calm up.
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zelda4evr
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lol i translate this yoda saying:
Do, or do not. There is no 'try'

to this:
DO OR Do nOT!11!1!11! WTf THEIRiS NO TRY

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IceWind91
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I fixed the link. And by the way, here's one you may recognize.
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IN AD 2101.11!!11!!!1!!!!1!!!1111!!!! wTF WAR WAS BgNGnG 1!!!1! Omg wTF N00B
WUT HAPEN ??!1!!!1 LOL
SOmEBOdY SAT UP US TEH boMB !!11!!!1 oMG
W3 G3T SIGNAL !1!111!! WTF LOL
wuT1111!111!!1 OmG
MANe SCreEEN TURN on !!11!1 WTF LoL
ItS U1!11!!1!!1!111! WTF lOL
HOW r U GANTLEM3N! 1!!111!11111 OMG WTF N00B
AL Ur BaES R BLONG 2 US !11!!11 OMG
U R ON daWAY 2 DASTRUCTIon 1!11!!!1 OMG WTf LOL
WuT U SAY! !111!!!!!! lOL
u HAEV No ChANCE 2 sUrVIEv MAEK uR TIeM !!!!!! OMG
Ha Ha HA HA. 11!!11!111!11!!!11!!! OMg WTF lOL
CAPTANE !11!!!111 OMG LOL
TAEk OF 3VERY ZIG !11!1!! OMG WTF LoL n00B
U kNOW Wut u DOING !11111 OMG wTF LOL
mOV3 zIg 11!!1111 OMG wTF
FOR GREAT JUStIEC!1!1111 wTF
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OMG TAHtS GOOOD I cAN uS3 THiS 2 LArN PROPEr ANGLISh
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SHUt UP u StUpID b**H!11!1!111!!!!!!1!!!1! wTf LOL
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I fI|\|d t]-[I5 B5 QUI3t R3T/-\Rd3D 0RZ!!!111!!
/-\|\|D /-\|\|Y0|\|3 w]-[0 |_I3K 2 WRI3T T]-[i5 W/-\Y I5 ju5t FUkI|\|g0rZ 52PiD!1!!111 0]\/[g WTF |_0|_
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But my universe has no such limits.


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THIs Is TEH R3AsON FOR me 2 HAEV 60% FOR mAHeNgLISh LAST Y3AR
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I dUn n33d enlish t0 nub tr4n5l3t0r, b3cuz @ teimes I is b3 jUst fuk1nn stupd, 4s luen Posted Image out.
Edited by Reikyrr, Oct 5 2011, 01:29 PM.
~Inspirational quote~
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