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The Chronicles Of The U3D Community; A lil spoof, juz having fun
Topic Started: Sep 16 2009, 11:04 AM (1,186 Views)
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[Warning, the characters in this spoof are trained proffessionals and relate to no one on the actual U3d community....]




Welcome to the utimate 3D community .... A small community somewhere far far away on an isolated island....
This community is no different than any other average community out there.... Well the community has a few
special features of its own that makes it unique from the rest....

Lets have a look at the community in a little more detail....
The community has its own currency called the Frames Per Second or simply the FPS....
The FPS is a powerful currency, take for instance, 1FPS can buy you a medium poly bulding or in some
circumstances even a high poly motor bike or a sports car :mad:


Now lets meet a few people of this lovely and colorful community, shall we.....

-Lets start with the fearless :medieval: leader of this community. His office is at the center of the community,
The largest bulding constracted yet in the community. Ladies and gentlemen Dr. Test :king: The man
of the hour..... Loved by many :clapping: :yahoo: :clapping: hated by non (we think)....
Unfortunately we could'tn get a chance to have a quick interview with him as his secretary could'nt let us near
his office that he was very busy doing some administrative work, though an unreliable source :pimp: told us he was
having his afternoon snooz the time we got there that afternoon.... "Snoozes are important" -_- yes indeed.....

-Moving on up down the shores of the U3D lake lives a genious in a small cabin with a freakishly fast internet connection.
This man is loved by ALL on the community as he is always there for anyone and always ready to give a helping hand anytime,
Has a very good sense of humor, makes the ladies scream "aaah" :yahoo: when he passes by and just the perfect gentleman...
You guessed right, its non other than Mr HistoriXYZ....
We went down his cabin and we found him playing his guitor.... here's the interview....

[Interview]

-Interviewer ==(Ms Naomi Zealous) -Hello mr XYZ, its an honor talkin to you today :wub:
-XYZ== Oh the pleasure is all mine, you want me to sing you a song?....
-Int== [blushes] oh MrXYZ.... :wub: So what can you tell us bout the U3d community?
-XYZ==I was hoping you'd ask that. you know, U3D is like candy; after excessive consumption its Best to brush.
[smiles ridiculously] :D
-Int==[blushes] Oh Mr XYZ stop :lol: no wonder they say you are a charmer....
Anyways MrXYZ, I wish i could stay a little while longer to talk to you some more but I have to run to the man up
the hill, have to interview him too....
-XYZ== Oh i know that gentleman... Heads up, carry a parachut when you get to him.....
-Int==Why?
-XYZ== Oh you'll see, just trust me....
-Int== Ok untill next time, its bye for now, thanks very much for having us......

[End of interview]


-Lets go up to the man on the hill, he lives right next to a really steep cliff.... A man with a really big project on his hands...
Yep its Mr Expellanion.... The interview we had with him..... He looked like he had alot on his mind the time we got him...
Seated like 'The Thinker' statute....

[Interview]

-Expellanion=="hmmm... If 1+1=2, then 2+.... aaaah stupid math!!!!
-Interviewer==(Ms Zealous again) - Hello Mr Expellanion
-Expellanion==Hmmmm? Wat? where did you come from young lady???
-Int==Oh sorry if I scared you sir, my name is Naomi and its an honor to meet you...
Herd alot bout your project, alot of speculations are going round the community...
But anywho I am here to find out what you think of the community...
-Exp== Oh I see, well I've been too busy with my work I dont have time to associate with the 'new neighbour'
thingy that most of you people like to do. You see, I've been tryin to do what no man has ever done before,
go to the extremes...
[Expellanion starts drawing closer to Ms Zealous while yats what he's tryin to do with an evil look, Ms zealous starts moving back slowly too]
-int== Mr Ex what is this that you are trying to achieve?
-Exp== Little girl, I am trying to find "THE EDGE OF INFINITY" [Exclains with a deep voice then lightning stricks and deep thunder herd]
Imagin what credit and fame I'd get If I actually found it *smiles horifficly*....
-Int== Is that why you live near this cliff? Is this the Edge?
-Exp== All will come out to the public soon, all will come out...
-Int== Oooooookay, baaa b' back to the topic, the U3D community....
-Exp== Little Girl I Told You I Dont Have Time For This.... CANT YOU SEE AM BUSY TRYING TO FIND CORRECT SAMPLES TO THROW OVER THE CLI...
Wait a minute, of course, why didnt I think of this before, little girl come with me....
-Int== Where are you taking me sir... You are scaring me....
-Exp==[Does the evil smile] You want my exclusive info right, come see what I have down my cliff... [nods head like "come this way"]
-Int== I have to go now...
-Exp== Look we are there..Isnt it beautiful? Now move forward, go on step right onto that rock next to the edge of the cliff, go on...
-Int== Sir this is dangerous I could fall off the cliff...
-Exp== [laughs] THATS THE WHOLE IDEA!!!![Runs towards ms Zealous to push her but ms zealous moves out of the way, mr expellanion falls
right off the cliff screaming "I can feel the edge aready hahaha" while falling...
-Int== Uuuuuuh he's definately not gon find the edge of infinit there....
-Exp== [Hits the dusty ground, gets up quickly] Is this it??? Have I found It? Hahaha am rich!!!!! Am rich!!!! Woooohoooo...
-Int== Well thats the end of the interview, I guess... oooomm... I see why Mr HistoriXYZ wanted me to carry along a parachut

[End of Interview]


-Now Lets pay a visit to another talented young man on the community. Formaly the high inquisitor of Portal City of Cynexn and now the
High commissioner... The man maiking the U3d community look stunning with his ever delicious shaders.... Ladies and gents, Mr Skarak...

[The Interview] (we found him in his yellow painted office with a Red PC and colorfull everything playing spider solitare)

-Skarak== Hi come on in, please take a seat right there on my blue chair.... Just a minute let me just win this gammmmmmmme.... Done!
So yes what can I do for you?
-Interviewer== Yellow... I mean hello mr Skar, my name is Naomi, what a colorfull office you have....
-Skar==Yes indeed you know, I love the way that colors can come from words, the way feelings can come from colors.....
I love feelings, so colorfull.... color... [starts to cry] sooo beautiful [snif snif] colors...
-Int== Oh aaaahm, are you ok?
-Skar== oh no am fine [snif snif, whipes away the tears] This happens all the time... [smiles] you know... "colors"....
-Int== Ok let me make this quick... what can you tell us bout the U3D community...
-Skar== Oh the commuuuuuunity... You know, Thomas Burdick once said "You wont come across that many people in your lifetime that who
actually acomplishe everything they say they are, so you are very lucky to know me. You are welcome."
[A moment of silence proceeds]
-Int== aaahm, yes so mr Burdick in the case of the community is saying....
-Skar== Colors, we need more colors in the community.... Oooooh the word color is sooo beautiful... The feelings involved
The music made from colors... [Grabs a purple pillow and holds it tightly] ... [Starts to cry again] colors and feelings
What a great couple they make... [increases the crying] I LOVE COLORS....
-Int== I should probably go... Have a colorful day mr skar, and thanks for having us....
-Skar==[talks while crying] Oh no I should be thanking you for coming, I LOVE YOU....

[End of interview]

-Moving on to an ambitious young man named Eanbrother, when we met him we found him walkin on the streets of the community with a small piece
of grass in his mouth...

[The interview]

-Interviewer== Hello mr Eanbrother... What can you tell us bout this wonderfull community....
-Eanbrother== Oh hi, you mean the U3D community, not much coz I have plans to have full world domination - Like Rome, I promise
to provide better health.... Oh I gatta run, sorry, remember, all it takes for bad games to run rampant is for good
game makers to do nothing. In that case, let the bad games go wild! Bye bye....
-Int== Mr Ean wait, I still need to..... Damn I guess you dont have time when you have a motive of world domination....

[End of Interview]


-Lets see if we can talk to member of the community....
Lets go visit another genius on the community, also working on a very big project, rumor has it that this man is designing a machine
battle arena, an arena known for know only as 'The Recell'.... Mr Lemonardi

[The Interview]

-Interviewer== Hello Mr Lemonardi, My name is....
-Lemonardi== I know who you are and I know why you are here.... I know you've herd some silly speculations that am workin on an arena
of machine misfortune, sort of machine coming alive killing each other and in the next stage the machine rising again
for more misfortune and then giving this machines special abilities and fighting skills and then and then, puuum crushes
one robot and poooow the other one loses the leg, wooooo its gon be AWESOME when its done!!! Wooo!!!....
Eheem[Clears throat] No such thing exist.... I have never even thought of making such a thing, ridiculouse.....
-Int== Aaaahm mr Lemonardi all I wanted to ask was bout the community but i think you've given it all away juz now...
-Lemonardi== Oh.. Oh I see, but forewarning to those guys trying to hack my PC for info bout my Recell Machine Arena... I mean...
yeah... you better stay away... Look at you hacker a pathetic insect, weak and small. Pansy and sweaty, as you run
through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect and impenetratable firewalled Machine???
-Int== Well aaaahm thanks very much mr Lemonardi for having us.... You've cleared the rumors....
-Lemonardi== Oh you are welcome young lady, also you can visit my website www.recell.com for more bout me not having a machine
battle arena.... *Smiles* bye bye


[End of Interview]

So there you have it folks, the few people we managed to talk to on the community... we'll talk to more soon.... Its bye bye for now....


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Wow, that was a lot of nonsense :lol:
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Hilarious! :yahoo: .
(Don't forget though, Lemonardi likes to set women into fire, just look at his previous avatars! (: )
(p.s. @nazle Your game has nice character models :thumb_up: )
Edited by Reikyrr, Sep 16 2009, 11:27 AM.
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I am so cracking my self right now... oh BTW i use napalm. :rolleyes: very random but fun
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Sep 16 2009, 11:22 AM
Hilarious! :yahoo: .
(Don't forget though, Lemonardi likes to set women into fire, just look at his previous avatars! (: )
(p.s. @nazle Your game has nice character models :thumb_up: )
As a matter of fact, was supposed to include the 'lemonardi likes to set his women on fire under the interview of a U3D character called Rolear....
Sort of like Rolear being the person hacking lemonardi's PC's then somehow connecting this to have him accuse lemonardi of setting his women on fire coz of the Recell battle arena...
:D
And hey bout the models in my game... Thanks... (BTW am not the one who made them, I suck at 3D modeling)
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Originally was suppose to make this whole spoof as a quick n short 3D movie but the time and energy is what i didnt have...
I have a list of the characters... Salt, Zeluda, spidergay even Nozzle and many others... Juz got tired of typing so i couldnt finish it all... I'll upload a .txt file if anyone would like to add/remove/edit anything so we see what spoof we can come up with for the community... ey? yeah...
I say once again, the characters in the spoof do not relate to anyone on the actual community... We juz having fun right? Juz like in meet the spatans or scary movie....
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its ok everyone forgets bout me once ^_^ just dont do it agian
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Hmm, I don't think you should call him that, sounds offencive.
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Sep 16 2009, 01:18 PM
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Hmm, I don't think you should call him that, sounds offencive.
Yeah, spiderboy will do... matter fact i wont continue it....
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If ya kno what i mean... ;-)
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Sep 16 2009, 04:08 PM
matter fact i wont continue it....
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Hey! Hey hey ,,,,, wheres my interview? >__< sniffle...
oh ,,unmmmmm,,,,,, oh yeah ,,,,, i forgot,,, i haven't posted here in ages. (Runs off crying)
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Sep 17 2009, 04:21 PM
Hey! Hey hey ,,,,, wheres my interview? >__< sniffle...
oh ,,unmmmmm,,,,,, oh yeah ,,,,, i forgot,,, i haven't posted here in ages. (Runs off crying)
Your not getting one Andrew, so shaut up! :lol:
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I found it wierd how nazzle interviewed me.. when there are alot of others that have been here longer than me..

i must have done something good... :rolleyes:
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I was looking for my name... :'(

Any way, nazzle is using the very same website theme that I am. Which is very annoying...

Just click my signature to see.
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Hey! Hey hey ,,,,, wheres my interview? >__< sniffle...
oh ,,unmmmmm,,,,,, oh yeah ,,,,, i forgot,,, i haven't posted here in ages. (Runs off crying)
Your not getting one Andrew, so shaut up! :lol:
Oh hey andrew, an interview for Andrea85 was definately coming until it was decided to stop all the interviews....

@ Leunardi the interviews where all done randomly, mainly picked out a random name I saw on the community that day
@Sothh there is a character named Salt on the unpublished version right now.... Was going to publish it but then......




Aaaaaah what tha hell let me juz publish a few more interviews..... teh hehehe..... :D


[Coming soon only on U3D.......]
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