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| skarik | Jul 29 2010, 05:18 AM Post #1 |
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kitten eating scum
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Post whatever is on your mind at the moment. It doesn't matter what, just post it! |
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| alexmach1 | Jan 14 2012, 05:52 AM Post #1426 |
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a friend of mine showed me this joke... English The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place.... |
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| skarik | Jan 14 2012, 05:59 AM Post #1427 |
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kitten eating scum
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Haaa, old joke, but a good one. |
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| Reikyrr | Jan 14 2012, 04:01 PM Post #1428 |
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Forum God
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Funny 'cuz it's true. |
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| Eansis | Jan 14 2012, 06:18 PM Post #1429 |
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What are the sexiest languages? I think Japanese and Spanish make the most sexy songs. |
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| Reikyrr | Jan 14 2012, 09:06 PM Post #1430 |
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Forum God
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I wouldn't know, I think a "sexy" song is a song that is well sang. German songs can be pretty cool, whenever I talk German I feel like I'm shouting. The Dutch have a lot of love songs, or should I say, the dutch barely have other songs than love songs. Sentimental basterds. Now I think of it, most of the songs are about love or women/male (relationship) in one way or another. I vote Enrish, since most of the songs I listen to are Enrish. if this aint sexy, damn:
Edited by Reikyrr, Jan 14 2012, 09:07 PM.
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| Despellanion | Jan 14 2012, 09:20 PM Post #1431 |
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Forum God
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No offence to the German speakers around here but I always think Germans sound angry when they talk. It's such a rough sounding language but it got its charms in some ways. |
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| Reikyrr | Jan 14 2012, 11:57 PM Post #1432 |
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Forum God
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The roughness, it's ÜBERGEILL XD |
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| Eansis | Jan 15 2012, 01:42 AM Post #1433 |
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ghost
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depends, i think the opposite, i think it is a gentle feminine language. maybe you watch too many war movies? |
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| Reikyrr | Jan 16 2012, 12:50 AM Post #1434 |
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Forum God
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I must agree with Despellanion on this one, the words are build of way harsher sounding letters than those of for example French. (Which is the exact opposite of German in roughness) |
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| Despellanion | Jan 16 2012, 11:42 AM Post #1435 |
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Forum God
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I have been to Germany several times, so no I don't mean war movies. I know that Germans are friendly people. |
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| RonBurgundy | Jan 16 2012, 08:19 PM Post #1436 |
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Forum Borat
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New England and 49r's in the superbowl. Edited by RonBurgundy, Jan 16 2012, 08:19 PM.
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| DudeX92 | Jan 16 2012, 10:24 PM Post #1437 |
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new track. yup yup! lissen! |
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| Despellanion | Jan 16 2012, 11:58 PM Post #1438 |
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Forum God
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Just completed "Deus Ex: Human revolution Missing Link" (the add-on for Human Revolution) at 7.9 hours. Started playing yesterday.![]() Ending theme for the occasion: Edited by Despellanion, Jan 17 2012, 12:03 AM.
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| RonBurgundy | Jan 17 2012, 08:08 PM Post #1439 |
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Forum Borat
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Edited by RonBurgundy, Jan 17 2012, 08:09 PM.
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| Reikyrr | Jan 17 2012, 08:59 PM Post #1440 |
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Forum God
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Saw that joke before, but now I finally get it XD |
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