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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 30 2006, 04:09 PM (2,780 Views) | |
| Post #1 Oct 30 2006, 04:09 PM | Nobody |
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tell any jokes you want. IE: George W. Bush is so obsessed with WMDs, he craps WMDs. |
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| Post #2 Oct 30 2006, 04:13 PM | Mayhem |
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So this family goes to a new beach right a father, a mother, and a son. Well the soon goes to play in the sand. He comes back an hour later and asks his mom. "Mom why do alot of the other guys have bigger units then dad. She replys "The bigger they are the dumber they are son." Ok he says satisfied with this answer and goes back to playing. About an hour later he goes up to his dad and asks "Dad why do alot of the other women have bigger units then day and he replied. "The bigger they are the dumber they are son." "ok" he says satisfied with this answer and he goes back to playing. He comes back about an hour later and goes up to his mom and says. " Mom dad is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks to her the dumber he gets" |
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| Post #3 Oct 30 2006, 08:35 PM | Nobody |
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ROTFL! There was this blonde girl. She went into a store and asked "can I have that TV?" they said "sorry we don't sell stuff to dumb blondes" she got a brown wig, and asked the same. they said, "sorry we don't sell stuff to dumb brunettes" she got a red wig and asked again. they said, "sorry we don't sell stuff to dumb redheads" she took of the wig and yelled, "why can't I have that TV?" They said, "it's a microwave, not a TV!" |
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| Post #4 Oct 30 2006, 08:42 PM | James |
| There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” |
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| Post #5 Oct 30 2006, 08:49 PM | Nobody |
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ahhh I love that one. Ok so there was a midget in a bar, and this big Texan didn't like him, so he beat him up. he said to the bartender, "when that guy wakes up, tell him that was Karate from Japan." so, when the midget woke up, he told him, the midget thanks him, dusts off his shirt, and leaves. the next day, same thing happens, only the Texan says, "When that guy wakes up, tell him that was Kung Fu from China. So, when the midget wakes up, the bartender tells him, and the midget thanks him, dusts off his shirt, and leaves. The next day, the same thing is about to happen, but WHAMMO! the Texan is knocked out cold. The midget tells the bartender, "When that guy wakes up, tell him that was a sledgehammer from Home Depot." |
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| Post #6 Oct 30 2006, 08:54 PM | James |
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Q: What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath his apron? A: Dough-nuts |
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| Post #7 Oct 30 2006, 08:56 PM | Adam |
| lmao, ok... ummm i cant tell any because most of my jokes are... well bad |
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| Post #8 Oct 30 2006, 08:58 PM | Nobody |
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Oh that's funny James! Joke of the day: [insert hated person's name here]'s face. j/k Yo momma is so loose, and you're so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor had to slap the Milkman, the Shopkeeper, the paperboy, and Pitbull! |
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| Post #9 Oct 30 2006, 09:00 PM | Adam |
| your so ugly that when you were born the doctor slaped you in the face |
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| Post #10 Oct 30 2006, 09:02 PM | Nobody |
| Yo Momma's so fat, when she died, her body was used as a space shuttle, and her fat was the feul. It fit 18 people snugly, and the fat feul got them to Pluto. |
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