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Jokes game; can be funny at times.
Topic Started: Oct 30 2006, 04:09 PM (2,786 Views)
Chris
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.

One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four.

Insantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror..., mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"

Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
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Hol-ee Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that!

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Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks? ~ Pinhead
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Alex
LMAO!! Chris your jokes are better than mine!
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Faro
lmao! That's what he gets!!
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"He was hacking on me"


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That English-Edge
I knew of a dyslexic once... He spent the whole night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Carlsberg don't make members...

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Alex
LMAO!!

A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger.
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Faro
Haha

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
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"He was hacking on me"


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Alex
LOL! Poor blondes!
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Alex
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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We3d0
Man walks into a bar with a dog and the bartender says "no pets allowed."
The man with the dog asks "if I make the dog talk can it stay?"
Bartender says "If you can make it talk I'll give you a free drink"
The man looks at the dog and says "Boy, what does sand paper feel like?"
The dog says "Ruff!"
The bartender is annoyed but gives the man his drink. The man asks if that deal still applies and the bartender says "Sure but it better be a different question."
The man looks down at the dog again and says "Boy, what goes on top of a house?"
The dog says "Roof!"
The bartender is even more annoyed but gives the man his drink. The man asks if he can do it again and the bartender says "I'll ask him a question. Hey dog, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog looks up and says "Ruth!"
The bartender tells the man to take his dog and get out. So the man goes outside and sits on the curb, and the dog walks up and says "Do you think I should've said DiMaggio?"
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Spider Slayer - a stone cold warrior!


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Alex
LOL!
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