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| Post #121 Aug 20 2010, 05:01 AM | That English-Edge |
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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonkey. |
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| Post #122 Aug 24 2010, 03:13 PM | Alex |
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lol If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ? |
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| Post #123 Aug 25 2010, 03:01 AM | Faro |
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Both, naked and homless I figure. Lets bring back one of Mayhem's classic riddles.. If you have sex with your clone is it incest or masturbation? |
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| Post #124 Aug 25 2010, 03:12 AM | Alex |
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I'll have to think on that one! If a man has sex with a pregnant woman is it a threesome? |
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| Post #125 Aug 25 2010, 12:01 PM | That English-Edge |
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Well, depends on your feelings on abortion... Is that Fetus alive? If so, yes... if not, it's necrophilia. I was once asked wether a tomato was a fruit or a vegetable... I then wondered if something could be both a fruit... And a vegetable. What if Graham Norton was hit by a car? Suicide Bombers... What makes them tick? Creationists believe EVERY word Genesis says... I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer! |
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| Post #126 Aug 25 2010, 01:53 PM | Faro |
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Ha Sex with a pregnant women is neither a threesome or necrophilia. I believe the baby is alive, but it's not participating, so it don't count. I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. |
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| Post #127 Aug 25 2010, 02:04 PM | That English-Edge |
| If you walk backwards in flip-flops... Are they Flop-flips? |
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| Post #128 Aug 25 2010, 02:11 PM | Alex |
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LOL @ everyone! 'I wouldn't go to America if you paid me,' said Michael. 'Why is that?' asked the Patrick. 'Well for one thing, they all drive on the right hand side of the road there.' 'And what's wrong with that?' inquired Patrick. 'Well', said Michael, 'I tried it driving in Dublin the other day and it's terrible.' |
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| Post #129 Aug 25 2010, 02:20 PM | That English-Edge |
| They had that as a april's fools day over here. On the radio, they told people they were going to standerdize it across the world. But, to settle it in, only people with Surnames between A-P would drive on the right hand side, and the rest would stay on the left. Really funny. |
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| Post #130 Aug 25 2010, 02:34 PM | Alex |
| That's hilarious! Did anyone try it? Sounds like it was flirting with disaster! |
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