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Jokes game; can be funny at times.
Topic Started: Oct 30 2006, 04:09 PM (2,785 Views)
That English-Edge
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?




A wonkey.
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Alex
lol

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
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Faro
Both, naked and homless I figure.

Lets bring back one of Mayhem's classic riddles..
If you have sex with your clone is it incest or masturbation?
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"He was hacking on me"


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Alex
I'll have to think on that one!

If a man has sex with a pregnant woman is it a threesome?
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Well, depends on your feelings on abortion... Is that Fetus alive? If so, yes... if not, it's necrophilia.

I was once asked wether a tomato was a fruit or a vegetable... I then wondered if something could be both a fruit... And a vegetable. What if Graham Norton was hit by a car?



Suicide Bombers... What makes them tick?



Creationists believe EVERY word Genesis says... I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer!
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Ha Sex with a pregnant women is neither a threesome or necrophilia. I believe the baby is alive, but it's not participating, so it don't count.


I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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If you walk backwards in flip-flops... Are they Flop-flips?
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LOL @ everyone!

'I wouldn't go to America if you paid me,' said Michael.
'Why is that?' asked the Patrick.

'Well for one thing, they all drive on the right hand side of the road there.'
'And what's wrong with that?' inquired Patrick.

'Well', said Michael, 'I tried it driving in Dublin the other day and it's terrible.'
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They had that as a april's fools day over here. On the radio, they told people they were going to standerdize it across the world. But, to settle it in, only people with Surnames between A-P would drive on the right hand side, and the rest would stay on the left. Really funny.
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That's hilarious! Did anyone try it? Sounds like it was flirting with disaster!
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