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Jokes game; can be funny at times.
Topic Started: Oct 30 2006, 04:09 PM (2,783 Views)
Alex
lmao Ed!



Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.
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Faro
lmao idiot! Get out of the freezer before you die!

There are three kinds of people. Those that can count and those that can't.
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"He was hacking on me"


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Alex
lol! Which one are you?
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Faro
The latter

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Ever since I was a child I’ve had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist.

I said, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the psychiatrist.”Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street.

“Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money. An Irish bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a brand new pickup!”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude the psychiatrist said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now!”
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Faro
lmao! That's so much better than years of therapy!
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That English-Edge
Meh, being an insomniac, I don't sleep. Think I should really wear a cape, put in some fangs and go around as a vampire next time.
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Carlsberg don't make members...

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Alex
It's been a while since anyone posted here,so I thought these might help us catch up a little. Hope you enjoy. Some of these cracked me up! :D



http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml
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Faro
Those are hilarious! People are so stupid!
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Alex
I thought they were funny. I don't know why the stupidity of humans still amazes me,but it does...
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