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| Post #141 Sep 10 2010, 02:17 PM | Alex |
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lmao Ed! Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive. |
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| Post #142 Sep 11 2010, 01:27 PM | Faro |
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lmao idiot! Get out of the freezer before you die! There are three kinds of people. Those that can count and those that can't. |
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| Post #143 Sep 11 2010, 03:49 PM | Alex |
| lol! Which one are you? |
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| Post #144 Sep 12 2010, 12:54 PM | Faro |
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The latter |
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| Post #145 Sep 17 2010, 07:25 PM | Alex |
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Ever since I was a child I’ve had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist. I said, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the psychiatrist.”Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I’ll sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money. An Irish bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a brand new pickup!” “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude the psychiatrist said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now!” |
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| Post #146 Sep 19 2010, 10:29 AM | Faro |
| lmao! That's so much better than years of therapy! |
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| Post #147 Sep 19 2010, 01:45 PM | That English-Edge |
| Meh, being an insomniac, I don't sleep. Think I should really wear a cape, put in some fangs and go around as a vampire next time. |
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Carlsberg don't make members...
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| Post #148 Nov 10 2010, 03:52 AM | Alex |
It's been a while since anyone posted here,so I thought these might help us catch up a little. Hope you enjoy. Some of these cracked me up! ![]() http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml |
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| Post #149 Nov 11 2010, 12:16 PM | Faro |
| Those are hilarious! People are so stupid! |
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| Post #150 Nov 11 2010, 07:16 PM | Alex |
| I thought they were funny. I don't know why the stupidity of humans still amazes me,but it does... |
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