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Jokes game; can be funny at times.
Topic Started: Oct 30 2006, 04:09 PM (2,782 Views)
Faro
Every time I think I hear the stupidest thing ever.. someone has to go and top it!
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"He was hacking on me"


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Alex
So true! There will be a shortage of stupid in this world.
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That English-Edge
Disabled Toilets - Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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Carlsberg don't make members...

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Alex
I like the disabled toilets for that very reason.



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Friday Funny #78






A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70′s)

MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME!

MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you…you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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Faro
That's what Extenze will do for you! lol that's freakin nasty Alexandra!
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That English-Edge
Gotta feel sorry for Protestant heaven... Hitler right next to the jews...
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That English-Edge
Local girl Joanna Mow leaps to her death on her birthday...

Your middle name wouldn't be Ronny would it Jo?
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Alex
LOL That's so mean,Ed.
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That English-Edge
Well, dark jokes aren't exactly everyone's cup of liquidized baby...
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Alex
Oh, I thought is was hilarious. I'm a big fan of mean when it's done right.
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