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Rant n' Remixes with DJ Niveous; There will be cake.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2008, 07:56 PM (320 Views)
DJ Niveous
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DJ Niveous here.

So... what exactly goes on during my show? That's what you're thinking, right? What the Hell could a gamer possibly have to contribute?

Well, I like to rant. Apparently my ranting is funny as Hell and has been compared to a mix between Denis Leary and Dr. Cox from Scrubs. And I'll be ranting about whatever the fuck I feel like. Fucking people and their yappy dogs that wake me up mid-morning when I've just recently gone to sleep. Fucking creepy-ass urban cougars. People who slow down when they get near a tunnel (seriously... 'dragons be here' naught). How they turned Megaman from The Blue Bomber into a freakin' Power Ranger. Why they cancel awesome shows like Freakazoid and Invader Zim and replace them with shit like fucking... Spongebob and Spy Girls.

Pisses me the fuck off. Fucking prepie-ass teenie-bopper spies.

There will be music, of course. A few video game music remixes and revamps. Maybe a little industrial. Maybe a little metal. Whatever the fuck I feel like playing after a rant, really. But mostly remixes because... well... read the fucking show title.

And, as an added bonus; The godfather of bitching. A few Denis Leary clips.

So pull up your fucking pants, grab some cigarettes, get a few beers (and seriously... no girly shit), and tune in to The Crematory Sundays at 8pm until 12am. There will be cake.
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DJ Stat1k Puls3
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DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?!


christwagons....
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DJ Niveous
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DJ Stat1k Puls3
Apr 6 2008, 04:46 PM
DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?!


christwagons....

That first post with the mongels was a certain roommate posting while I left the PC for a few to smoke a cig. Feel free to stab him in the face, Stat1k.
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Paperclippe
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The cake is a lie.
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Paperclippe
Apr 6 2008, 06:05 PM
The cake is a lie.

For once the cake is actually not a lie, actually. Of course I could be lying about it not being a lie. I mean I do lie on occasion. But that wouldn't be very professional, would it?

Eh... You'll see.
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DJ Stat1k Puls3
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As a matter of fact..the cake is a lie...I don't think there ever was any cake to begin with...in fact...this whole post is full of lies....EVERYTHING YOU KNOW...IS ...A....LIE
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Paperclippe
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Yeah, I just about figured as much.
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DJ Stat1k Puls3
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DO NOT LET HIM DECEIVE YOU...HE IS FULL OF TRI---*gets knocked out by the feds for spilling the truth*


oh damn... X_x
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StarGeminiZ
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Dear god I almost thought you were going to reference me a few times!
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Christ!
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Hey

I heard your little rants

lol they're great

i just read this, "Freakazoid and Invader Zim and replace them with shit like fucking... Spongebob and Spy Girls."

honestly

WHAT

THE

FUCK!?

I mean, I'd take Invader Zim over a potential homosexual sponge, not that there's anything wrong with being a gay sponge, i just don't care for that kind of SHIT

yeah wtf is up with Bomberman?! seriously

omg

i'm going off on my own rant

but yeah

keep up the good work!
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DJ Frost
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Spongebob Homopants!

Coming soon to Bravo for kids!
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