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| Tweet Topic Started: May 27 2013, 04:10 AM (66 Views) | |
| Hobilar | May 27 2013, 04:10 AM Post #1 |
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Did I Read That Sign Right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In A Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In A Memphis Department Store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In An Office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In An Office: AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside A Second-Hand Shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice In Health Food Shop Window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted In a Safari Park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a Conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice In A Farmer's Field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message On A Leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On A Repair Shop Door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
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