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Random Joke of the day; oh yes im funny
Topic Started: May 8 2008, 01:38 PM (794 Views)
Bennett
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What time do the A-team have dinner??



































































At Mr Tea time ! :lol:
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Surely that's tea. Or is he called Mr Dinner now? :)
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True but if i had said tea people would have guessed too easy :)
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after that bennett i can safely say you are the joke of the day :D
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whats the cross between a donkey and an onion













































































a peice of ass that brings a tear to your eye
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:lol:
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old school - see bennett thats what a joke looks like :P
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Dont worry ill bring a tear to your eye with my next jokes ;)
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Q: What's white and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge.

Q: What's white and blue and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Someone threw a fridge at it.
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was sellotaped to the monkey.

Q: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge door
Put the giraffe in
Close the fridge door.

Q: How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge door
Take out the giraffe
Put in the elephant
Close the fridge door.

Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all
the animals are there, except one.
Which one does not attend?
A: The elephant..........he's in the fridge.

Q: There is a river you must cross but it is filled
with crocodiles. How do you do it?
A: You swim across.......all the crocodiles are at the
animal conference.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?

Q: What do you call Postman Pat when he gets
fired?
A: Pat.

Q: What do you call Fireman Sam when he gets
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Jesus swampy, those are awful.
Along the same lines as 'What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife'.
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after swampy's dire atempt at a joke i thought i would post a few more, enjoy

2 irish men were driving through wales. at lhsnajfndhsirnahaufhgnhkdishengklsd, they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress "could you settle an arguement for us and pronouce where we are, very slowly" the waitress leaned forwards and said "burr - gurr - king

2 sperms swimming together, one says "is it very far to the ovaries?" the other replies "flippen miles mate, we've only just passed the tonsils!!...

2 make it stand,
you wet it!
2 make it wet,
you suck it!
2 make it stiff'
u lick it!
2 get it in'
you push!
flip me threading a needle when your old is NO JOKE

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mr and mrs blobby are in bed, mrs blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly bob bubbly blib" mr blooby says "just flippen swallow it"
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lol to denny's jokes
waiting for my time
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Keep them coming they amuse me :D
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"bur- gur- king"
ha ha ha ha thats funnny :lol: :lol:
pity i cant tell it to any one else
cant pronounce the god dam place <_<
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lol, u send it in a text, you cant pronouce it coz its just a random load of letters
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