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ZOMG!!!!!!!!! MAX PAYNE MOVIE!!!!!!
Topic Started: Sep 30 2008, 01:07 PM (353 Views)
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rE6yksGYCbs

*squeals like an orgasmic 16 year old and jumps up and down*
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BigBossOgryn
Sep 30 2008, 01:07 PM

*squeals like an orgasmic 16 year old and jumps up and down*
ah so that little red head went home with you did she - lol
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I can't believe you've only just found out about this - I saw that trailer about 5 months back :)
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Sep 30 2008, 02:52 PM
BigBossOgryn
Sep 30 2008, 01:07 PM

*squeals like an orgasmic 16 year old and jumps up and down*
ah so that little red head went home with you did she - lol
Oh God Ash, please get laid and spare humanity your endless tirade of B) sexual commentary
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BigBossOgryn
Oct 12 2008, 09:35 AM
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Sep 30 2008, 02:52 PM
BigBossOgryn
Sep 30 2008, 01:07 PM

*squeals like an orgasmic 16 year old and jumps up and down*
ah so that little red head went home with you did she - lol
Oh God Ash, please get laid and spare humanity your endless tirade of B) sexual commentary
Ashan isn't allowed to pro-create I'm afraid.
It's in the Geneva convention I think.
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Sausageman
Oct 12 2008, 09:52 PM
BigBossOgryn
Oct 12 2008, 09:35 AM
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Sep 30 2008, 02:52 PM
BigBossOgryn
Sep 30 2008, 01:07 PM

*squeals like an orgasmic 16 year old and jumps up and down*
ah so that little red head went home with you did she - lol
Oh God Ash, please get laid and spare humanity your endless tirade of B) sexual commentary
Ashan isn't allowed to pro-create I'm afraid.
It's in the Geneva convention I think.
that is correct - it comes under all the laws banning cruel and unusual punishments and all the laws banning genetic experimentation - seriously can you imagine what a mini me would be like

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a poop?
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LilD
Oct 14 2008, 08:25 PM
a poop?
quiet you nigga digga - wait a second weren't they in gorkamorka mmm :/
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woop woop! its out!
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...just like ash lol, yes i no, cheap shot but it had to be done.
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This film was ok at best. Although i have never played the computer game, from a film point of view this movie could have been alot better, there seemed to be too much fluff and not enough action, apart from the end.
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It was basically bad. Not the worst film I've ever seen, but definitely in the top 100 worst.
Possibly top 20.

It was disjointed, confusing and, ultimately, dull.
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well i left the cinema with that dissapointed feeling - not that i expected it to be good just that i felt like i'd wasted my time when i could've been doing something useful - such as cataloging my belly button fluff
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BZT
Nov 17 2008, 10:29 AM
such as cataloging my belly button fluff
That would take considerably longer than two hours - given the cavernous size of your belly button.
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As a big fan of the game i was very dissapointed in the amount of stuff they didn't mention. Jack Lupino was supposed to be so mad that he thought he was a werewolf! The megga bitch in the car doesn't get whats coming to her, Mona Sax just dissapears into an elevator and u never her again and she just did fuck all in the hole film.
Most of all...MAX PAYNE DIDN'T POP 1 PAIN KILLER!!!! THIS IS NOT MAX PAYNE, THEY KILLED IT!!!
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