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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 10:12 AM (57 Views) | |
| kevin | Sep 7 2006, 10:12 AM Post #1 |
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "Well, I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. And I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, handsome and strong and smart, likes to cook and with the house cleaning, is great in bed, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is completely faithful in thought and deed. That is what I wish for... a MAN just like that." The genie let out a BIG sigh and said, "Let me see the friggin' map again." |
| Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily | |
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| sir alex ferguson | Sep 18 2006, 03:40 AM Post #2 |
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| kevin | Sep 30 2006, 10:38 PM Post #3 |
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they always trying to diss the male species |
| Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily | |
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with the house cleaning, is great in bed, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is completely faithful in thought and deed. That is what I wish for... a MAN just like that."



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