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beware of blonde genies
Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 10:15 AM (59 Views)
kevin
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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies
appear,
and
they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion,
surrounded by 50 beautiful lovers. He makes love to all of them
and
begins to explore the house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down
and
the
floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing
there
are
two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
outside
to the
nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck
until
he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's
the
two
blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the
first
wish having all these beautiful lovers in a big mansion to make
love to. I
can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he
wanted to
be hung like a black man is beyond me."

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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Angel
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This was a good one very funny indeed :D
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kevin
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again always trying to diss the male species
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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GlenIceRis
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hmm umm..
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