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Mad Cow Disease....
Topic Started: Sep 19 2006, 01:26 PM (195 Views)
Angel
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Mad Cow Disease....

A female T.V. reporter interviewed a farmer living just outside Dubuque, Iowa to find the main cause of Mad Cow Disease. It went something like this:

The lady: Good evening sir, I am here to collect infromation on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Canyou offer any reason for the disease? The fFarmee stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reported{obviously embar****ed) said: Well sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease? The Farmer: And, Madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information but what about getting to the point? The Farmer: I am getting to the point, Madam. Just imagine, If I was playing with your t!ts twice a day and only screw you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?

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