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A.... $500.dollar bet!
Topic Started: Sep 19 2006, 02:51 PM (37 Views)
Angel
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A.... $500.dollar bet!


A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, I want to have sex with you right now!

I'll drop $500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I will screw you from behind and be on my way!

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "When he drops $500 on the ground, I'm, sure you can pick it up and run before he can get his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened.

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened? The girlfriend asked? That Son-of-a-bytch had $500. dollars in quarters!"
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Dudley 1ne
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i've read this already, but still funny to look @ again. :D :lol: :lol: :D
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