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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 20 2006, 06:41 AM (36 Views) | |
| Angel | Sep 20 2006, 06:41 AM Post #1 |
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There's this guy in a bar who is just sitting there just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then, this bully steps up to him, takes his drink and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on man! I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man crying." The troubled fellow replies: "This day is the worst of my life. First, I get fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then, I'm leaving the building and find out my car was stolen. I get a cab to return home, and forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
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| Dudley 1ne | Sep 28 2006, 10:04 AM Post #2 |
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oooh shugar, he's gonna feel that one later. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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