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VOODOO dic
Topic Started: Sep 22 2006, 07:48 AM (39 Views)
CECE
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There was this man and woman, and they were married. Well, the woman was always horny and wanted sex all the time. The husband had to go away on a business trip and needed something to keep his wife satisfies until he got back. He went to a pleasure place looking for dildos. He walked in and asked to see all the dildos. the man took all of them out except for one. the man told him he wanted to see the one in the box. the man said that it wasn't for sale. He finally talked him into taking it out and looking at it. the man said,"this is a voodoo DIC. let me demonstrate. Voodoo DIC the keyhole." the voodoo DIC went over to the door and started doing to keyhole. the man said,"voodoo DIC back in your box." Well the man finally talked him into letting him buy the voodoo DIC. He took it home and told his wife that whenever she got horny just say voodoo DIC my PUS*Y. he left and she got really horny and said,"voodoo DIC my PUS*Y." well she had an orgasm and wanted it to stop. she couldn't get it to stop, she tried pulling at it hitting it and everything. she got in her car to go to the doctor to see if hecould stop it. her foot kept hitting the gas really hard and a cop pulled her over. he asked her what she was doing and she told him about the voodoo DIC. The cop smurked and said,"yeah, voodoo my AS*."!!!!
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Dudley 1ne
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i've read this b4 on another site, :lol: :lol: stuff still.
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Notorious
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i bet him regret that LOL
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