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Alabama Trooper
Topic Started: Sep 30 2006, 07:39 AM (31 Views)
Angel
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Alabama Trooper


Two men were driving through Alabama when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in
the head with his nightstick.



"What the [censored] was that for?" the driver asked.



"You're in Alabama , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in Alabama , you better have your license ready by the time we get
to your car."



"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't
know your laws here."



The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him
on the head with the nightstick.



"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.



"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.



"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.



"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say..... "I wish that *****
would've tried that ***** with me.


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CECE
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