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what can i say
Topic Started: Oct 6 2006, 05:16 PM (75 Views)
Nicelyplump69
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A little girl accidentally walks in on her father's bedroom while he's getting dressed. She points to his tool (nana) and says, Daddy's, what's that?" Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, its a secret." The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to explain $ex yet, so she says, I don't know, he won't tell me". A couple of days later the little girl says to her mother, "mommy, I think finally I figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. Its a toothbrush! Why do you think that?" amused mother asked "Because, this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin "
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Notorious
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lol
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CECE
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Nicely, that was a good one. lol.
Wheres stud? I know he'll like this joke. lol
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Notorious
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no cuz she dont swallow
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sweetniketa
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Oct 7 2006, 01:44 PM
no cuz she dont swallow

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: a true he wont like at all
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Notorious
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no spitters for stud
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sweetniketa
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Notorious
Oct 7 2006, 03:27 PM
no spitters for stud

stright deep throut
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Notorious
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so u entering the blow job contest...im the judge
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sweetniketa
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Notorious
Oct 7 2006, 03:40 PM
so u entering the blow job contest...im the judge

B) nope zipper im a jude to
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Notorious
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how u a go judge the females on penis handling
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sweetniketa
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Notorious
Oct 7 2006, 03:58 PM
how u a go judge the females on penis handling

drunk ill watch
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Notorious
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lol
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GlenIceRis
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ahhhhhhhhh lol..thats funny and sad in the last part..i mean its like his daddy is cheating not just "like" he is cheating..:P is this non fiction or fiction?
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