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DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT
Topic Started: Oct 9 2006, 09:22 PM (50 Views)
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DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
teller, "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you.

What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation. The manager
agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
language. They both return to the window and the
manager asks the old geezer,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my
damn money in this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager,
"and is this bitc(h giving you a hard time?"





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lol that's cute
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lol
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lol..wow he needs anga management
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