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LOGIC? or Sin?
Topic Started: Oct 12 2006, 10:12 PM (62 Views)
kevin
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LOGIC? or Sin?

The wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

"You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"

And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a
minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say to me!"

And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down ! and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that
she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as
she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the
underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the
sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't use just to annoy her, and I also ! donated those
boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
use because someone at work has the same pair."

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued -
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help
and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please ... do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?"
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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Dudley 1ne
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SNAP, THAT WAS ICE COLD. applaus applaus :lol: :lol:
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kevin
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u know i had to pul tis one off, because this is realistic and witty p0p
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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sir alex ferguson
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dwl.thats a nice one
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Hurricane Windy
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my men always complain that I use there... ahem.... too much... *wink*
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