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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 12 2006, 10:12 PM (62 Views) | |
| kevin | Oct 12 2006, 10:12 PM Post #1 |
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LOGIC? or Sin? The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. "You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!" And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down ! and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also ! donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair." Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and ![]() and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" |
| Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily | |
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| Dudley 1ne | Oct 17 2006, 12:28 AM Post #2 |
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SNAP, THAT WAS ICE COLD. :lol: :lol:
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| kevin | Oct 17 2006, 01:21 AM Post #3 |
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u know i had to pul tis one off, because this is realistic and witty
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| Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily | |
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| sir alex ferguson | Oct 18 2006, 02:29 AM Post #4 |
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dwl.thats a nice one |
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| Hurricane Windy | Nov 7 2006, 04:55 AM Post #5 |
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my men always complain that I use there... ahem.... too much... *wink* |
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