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Are you a proud Jamaican ?
Topic Started: Oct 23 2006, 09:46 PM (53 Views)
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Are you a proud Jamaican ?
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>A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She
>asks her students to raise their hands if they were
>American too.
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>Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands
>explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however,one
>exception. A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
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>The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
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>"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
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>"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
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>"I'm a proud Jamaican" boasts the little girl.
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>The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita
>why she is a Jamaican.
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>"Well, my mom and dad are Jamaicans, so I'm a Jamaican too."
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>The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly, "If your
>mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"
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>A pause, and a smile. "Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."
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>BE SURE TO SEND THIS TO OTHER PROUD JAMAICANS!!!
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