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a smart jamaican man
Topic Started: Oct 26 2006, 09:35 PM (56 Views)
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A young Jamaican man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loans officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Jamaica on a
vacation for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells
him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the
Jamaican man hands over the keys to a new BMW 740i. The car is parked on
the street in front of the bank. The Jamaican produces the title and
everything checks out.

The loans officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Jamaican
for using a $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000
loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Jamaican man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a
successful business man. What puzzles us is,
why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Jamaican replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" The
bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage, windows down and
sunroof open. The music was blasting from his car as he pulled away, "We
run things, things no run we, anything we do, me seh, it done properly."


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