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Mildred, the church gossip
Topic Started: Oct 29 2006, 10:10 PM (61 Views)
kevin
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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the
church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's
business. Several members did not approve of her extra
curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their
silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new
member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup
parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She
emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing
it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just
turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He
said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his
pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home.... and left
it there all night.

Don't ya just love old George?
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to
spend the afternoon with him for $500. They did
their thing, and, before he left, he told her that
he did not have any cash with him, but he would have
his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at
home.
However, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it
was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady."
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