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Shirley Goodnest
Topic Started: Nov 9 2006, 09:44 AM (50 Views)
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>> >Subject: Shirley Goodnest
> >
> >
> > > A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son
> > > walking to school.
> > > He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She
> > > wanted to give him the
> > > feeling that he had some independence but yet
> know
> > > that he was safe.
> > >
> > > So she had an idea of how to handle it. She
> asked a
> > > neighbor, Mrs.
> > > Goodnest,
> > > if she would please follow him to school in the
> > > mornings, staying at a
> > > distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her.
> Mrs.
> > > Goodnest said that
> > > since she was up early with her toddler anyway,
> it
> > > would be a good way
> > > for them to get some exercise as well, so she
> > > agreed.
> > >
> > > The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her
> little
> > > girl, Marcy, set out
> > > following behind Timmy as he walked to school
> with
> > > another neighbor
> > > boy
> > > he knew. She
> > > did this for the whole week. As the boys
> walked
> > > and chatted, kicking
> > > stones
> > > and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the
> same
> > > lady was following
> > > them as she seemed to do every day all week.
> Finally
> > > he said to Timmy,
> > > "Have you noticed that lady following us to
> school
> > > all week? Do you
> > > know
> > > her?"
> > >
> > > Jimmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who
> she
> > > is". The friend
> > > said,
> > > "Well, who is she"? "That's just Shirley
> Goodnest",
> > > Timmy replied,
> > > "and
> > > her daughter Marcy".
> > > "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why
> is
> > > she following us"?
> > > "Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom
> makes
> > > me say the 23rd
> > > Psalm
> > > with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so
> much.
> > > And in the Psalm,
> > > it
> > > says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow
> me
> > > all the days of my
> > > life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to
> it"!
> > >
> > > The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make
> his
> > > face to shine upon
> > > you, and be gracious to you; the Lord lift His
> > > countenance upon you,
> > > and
> > > give you peace.
> > >
> > > And may Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you
> > > today, and always!
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this is cute nhg
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