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| kevin | Nov 9 2006, 09:44 AM Post #1 |
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>> >Subject: Shirley Goodnest > > > > > > > A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son > > > walking to school. > > > He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She > > > wanted to give him the > > > feeling that he had some independence but yet > know > > > that he was safe. > > > > > > So she had an idea of how to handle it. She > asked a > > > neighbor, Mrs. > > > Goodnest, > > > if she would please follow him to school in the > > > mornings, staying at a > > > distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. > Mrs. > > > Goodnest said that > > > since she was up early with her toddler anyway, > it > > > would be a good way > > > for them to get some exercise as well, so she > > > agreed. > > > > > > The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her > little > > > girl, Marcy, set out > > > following behind Timmy as he walked to school > with > > > another neighbor > > > boy > > > he knew. She > > > did this for the whole week. As the boys > walked > > > and chatted, kicking > > > stones > > > and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the > same > > > lady was following > > > them as she seemed to do every day all week. > Finally > > > he said to Timmy, > > > "Have you noticed that lady following us to > school > > > all week? Do you > > > know > > > her?" > > > > > > Jimmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who > she > > > is". The friend > > > said, > > > "Well, who is she"? "That's just Shirley > Goodnest", > > > Timmy replied, > > > "and > > > her daughter Marcy". > > > "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why > is > > > she following us"? > > > "Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom > makes > > > me say the 23rd > > > Psalm > > > with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so > much. > > > And in the Psalm, > > > it > > > says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow > me > > > all the days of my > > > life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to > it"! > > > > > > The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make > his > > > face to shine upon > > > you, and be gracious to you; the Lord lift His > > > countenance upon you, > > > and > > > give you peace. > > > > > > And may Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you > > > today, and always! |
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| juanita_mac | Apr 17 2007, 02:12 AM Post #2 |
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