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Portia, Bush, and Castro
Topic Started: Mar 27 2007, 12:02 AM (140 Views)
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Portia, Bush and Castro

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one time Portia, Bush and Castro went to a meeting in africa and took the same jet. on their way home, the navigation system went down, and also the radio in the plane. so the pilot was lost in the air. anyways as the plane flew, Portia pushed out one of her hand with her rolex watch through the window, and took her hand back in, 20 minutes later she push out the same hand, and her watch was missing from her hand, so she told the pilot to let her off, because she reach jamaica. Then Castro said Cuba isn't far away then, so he told Bush to lend him an american flag, so Bush did, so Castro push out the american flag through the window and when he took it in back. it was filled with gunshots, so he said to the pilot let me off i am at Cuba. Bush liked Castro idea, so he put a picture of Bin ladin through the window, and when him look at the two side of the plane, he saw 2 fighter jets ready to shoot down the plane, then Bush said to the pilot welcome to the usa.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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that joke is so wrong on so many levels LOL
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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princess becktavia
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ME duh im the one who said it
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well excused me i heard the disturbing voice , but never saw the disturbing image also
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