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Topic Started: Mar 28 2007, 08:32 AM (42 Views)
Lady G
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A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal
shop.

>From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at the
love making."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the s -e
-x God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
s -e -x freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man"

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the
husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down
his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
Jamaican's th.ighs.

The Jamaican then began screaming:

"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
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princess becktavia
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OH MY GOD........ gasan gasan gasan gasan
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