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Why men look straight ahead when havin a pee
Topic Started: May 20 2007, 12:15 AM (66 Views)
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Why men look straight ahead when havin a pee




A man is having a pee in a pub toilet and next to him is a man standing at the urinal but without any arms. So feeling obliged he says, "Can you manage?"



The man says "Would you mind pulling my coc out, pointing it while I pee and then giving it a shake?"




He feels very awkward at having to do this but does as asked. As he's holding the mans coc he notices it's covered with scabs and all kinds of scars, he gives it a shake, puts it back in and says "Do you mind if I ask what's wrong with your coc?"




At which the bloke pulls his arms out from under his coat and says, "FUK knows, but I'm not touching it!"

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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lol

Him learn him lesson. No neighbourhood watch in d urinal
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EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW


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THAT GROSS
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