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Desperate Jamaican
Topic Started: May 23 2007, 09:14 AM (45 Views)
Venomous
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A Jamaican living in the States was down on his luck. Out of work and broke,
he started going around to various companies in the city begging for a job, any job.

Finally he got one at the zoo. The zookeeper looked stressed out."The monkey

escaped last night", the zoo-keeper said," if you are willing to put on a monkey

suit and stand in the monkey's cage for a couple days, I'll pay you"

The Jamaican immediately accepted. The pay was OK and the work
wasn't hard. He swung from the tree, and the kids fed him fruits and
nuts. He actually started enjoying himself. He even started adding a
few acrobatic moves that he had seen on TV. Later in the afternoon
he swung a bit too vigorously, lost his grip and flew clean out of
the monkey cage and landed in the lion cage next door.

The lion let out a huge roar and our friend in the monkey suit
bawled out, "LAWD GOD, MI DEAD NOW". The huge lion immediately
pounced on him, grabbed him by the throat and whispered, "Man shut
yuh rass, if yuh evah mek mi lose di likkle wuk yuh si...A bite up
u rass
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mz_big_booty07
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THAT ONE WAS OK
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