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Missing COC; me a tell u bout d priest dem
Topic Started: May 23 2007, 09:23 AM (38 Views)
Venomous
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind
the church. One Sunday morning, before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the coc was missing. He knew about coc fights in the village,
so he questioned his parishioners in Church. During Mass, he asked the congregation,

"Has anybody got a coc?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a coc?"

All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a coc that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY coc?"

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

gasan gasan gasan



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mz_big_booty07
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OH FUK THAT SICK hgdf
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