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| Potential and reality....; ... wats the difference? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 30 2007, 09:59 PM (42 Views) | |
| Venomous | May 30 2007, 09:59 PM Post #1 |
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The difference between potential and reality A young Jamaican yute, Errol, asks his step-dad for some help. He says, "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His stepfather looks up thoughtfully, and says, "Mek mi show yuh. Go ask yuh madda if she would sleep wid Beres Hammond fi one million dollars. Next, ask yuh sista if she would sleep wid Beres Hammond fi one million dollars. Then go ask yuh bradda if im would sleep with Beres Hammond fi one million dollars. Then come back and tell me wha yu fine out." The yute is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his stepfather means. He asks his mother, "Mammy if someone gave you a million dollars would you sleep with Beres Hammond?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell yuh pupah, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Beres Hammond?" His sister looks up and says, "Cho! Him kinda old still but wid di amount a clothes mi coulda buy definitely me wudda ge im a grine!" He goes to his brother's room and asks him, "Eh yow, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Beres Hammond?" His brother thinks about it for a minute and says, "Fyah bun fi dem ting deh but fi a million bucks, I suppose I would. Jus one time duh." Errol goes back to his stepfather and says, "Dad, mi tink mi figured it out. Potentially, we sittin' on tree million dollars, but in reality, we ah live wid two skettel an ah battyman." |
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