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Jamaican breakup
Topic Started: May 30 2007, 10:30 PM (84 Views)
Venomous
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A Jamaican Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "break
up" letter from
his Jamaican girlfriend back in Kingston. It read as follows:

Dear Leroy,
I caant continue dis relationship dred. De distance between us
just too much man. I hav tu admit dat i cheat on yu twice since yu gon, and it jus not fair tu eeder ah us. i dead sorry. Yu think yu cuud return de picture of me dat i did send yu wen yu fus go ah iraq?????

Love, Mildred



The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends,
aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Mildred, Leroy included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57
photos in that envelope... along with this note:


Dear Mildred,

I man real sorry, but i cant even remember who u is baby. But
please pic out yu picha from dis ya pile and den sen de rest back tu mi.... jus in case dese other gals ask fi dem pichas back tu seen.


Tanks sweet girl! monkee
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