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just have fun; ladies
Topic Started: Jun 3 2007, 02:28 AM (77 Views)
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Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that
> the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
>
> Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex.
> Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
>
> About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife
> and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to
> live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of
> course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch
> and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He
> touches his wife's shoulder and asks,"Honey,
>
> please... just one more time before I die?" She
> says, "Of course,dear. "And they make love for the
> third time.
>
> After this session, the wife rolls over & falls
> asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending
> death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.
>
> He taps his wife, who rouses."Honey, I have only 4
> more hours. Do you think we could.....?"
>
> At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen
> Ralph, I have to get up in the morning...You don't."

shit happens
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mz_big_booty07
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THAT JUS FUKED UP
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Lady G
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Hilarious......................

Im moving it to the jokes bit tho'.
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kevin
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where is the joke
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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