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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 3 2007, 02:28 AM (77 Views) | |
| 2goodsex2 | Jun 3 2007, 02:28 AM Post #1 |
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Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that > the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. > > Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. > Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. > > About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife > and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to > live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of > course, the wife agrees and they do it again. > > Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch > and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He > touches his wife's shoulder and asks,"Honey, > > please... just one more time before I die?" She > says, "Of course,dear. "And they make love for the > third time. > > After this session, the wife rolls over & falls > asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending > death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. > > He taps his wife, who rouses."Honey, I have only 4 > more hours. Do you think we could.....?" > > At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen > Ralph, I have to get up in the morning...You don't." |
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| mz_big_booty07 | Jun 5 2007, 04:31 PM Post #2 |
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THAT JUS FUKED UP |
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| Lady G | Jun 6 2007, 06:48 AM Post #3 |
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Hilarious...................... Im moving it to the jokes bit tho'. |
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| kevin | Jun 7 2007, 07:13 PM Post #4 |
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where is the joke |
| Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily | |
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