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| Raped By a Mouse... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 10 2007, 12:11 AM (45 Views) | |
| kevin | Jun 10 2007, 12:11 AM Post #1 |
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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. fascinated by what he saw,the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a GermanSheppard. The man, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery. He rushed home and woke up his wife but before he could explain,she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket. "Don't be afraid, darling," said the man. "Wait until I tell you about this." "Get out of here!" cried his wife. "And take that sex maniac with you!" |
| Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily | |
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| pinkk_pinkk | Jun 10 2007, 09:09 AM Post #2 |
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lol, oh my god |
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| jamaicanstud | Jun 13 2007, 07:21 PM Post #3 |
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yup, mine he don't come visit you |
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