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last child support check
Topic Started: Jun 11 2007, 07:30 PM (40 Views)
Venomous
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Today be my
baby girl 18th birthday.

I be so glad that dis be my
last child support payment!

Month after month, year
after year, all dose
payments!

So I call my baby girl,
LaKeesha, to come to my house,

and when she get here, I
say, 'Baby girl,

I want you to take dis
check over to yo momma house

and tell her dis be the
last check she ever be gettin' from me,

and I want you to come
back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face.'

So, my baby
girl take the check over to her momma.

I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk
through the door, I say,

'Now what yo
momma say 'bout that?'

She say to tell you that 'you ain't my daddy' ...
and watch the 'spression on yo face'!!!




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Lady G
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Wwwoooooiiiieeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thumb up applaus hgdf
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mz_big_booty07
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thay messed up hgdf
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jamaicanstud
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a good one
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