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| Rasta Job Application | |
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| kevin | Jun 15 2007, 11:18 PM Post #1 |
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Rasta Job Application PERSONAL INFORMATION Name - Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari Age - I man noh count birtday Date of Birth - Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man Address - Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan Tel. No. - I man Doan participate ina di Bablyon system Marital Status & No. of Children - I an I hav nuff comman law wif an 21 likkle soljas a run bout roun di island Occupation: Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda Company Name - I man noh kip company yuh noh seeit Present Position - Mi like di Lizzad lap positian .. but mi open to any adda position, yuh noh seet FINANCIAL INFORMATION Average Monthly Income - Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed .. some time bizniss slow an ting Credit Reference - More Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit .. strickly up front dallas a do it Unsecured Overdraft Limit - Chat English .. a wha di Bloodbaught dat? Secured Overdraft Limit - Mi sey yuh fi chat English!! Personal Loan Amount - Tony owe mi bout 40 gran .. a gwine buss im bloodKlaat when a buck im up Monthly Payment - Ask Tony cause a monts now mi noh si nat a cent fram im No. of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Yuh def? Mi seh Tony noh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding Mortgage Loan Amount - Mi noh pay margage fi mi zinc shed .. is I man build dat Monthly Payment- Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness? No. of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Is wha do dis ooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI YET!! This is interview is over .. Application for Loan Denied GOH WEH!!! unu hypocrite an Sadomite unu! |
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