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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 21 2007, 06:18 PM (257 Views) | |
| Venomous | Jun 21 2007, 06:18 PM Post #1 |
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, You told me your penis was the size of an infant!" Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!" |
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| mz_big_booty07 | Jun 22 2007, 07:26 PM Post #2 |
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THAT FUKED UP |
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