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i witnessed this; actual joke
Topic Started: Jul 2 2007, 04:34 PM (91 Views)
Kissiq
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Okay so one evening bout 3pm i a come from school. i in a chichi bus.. a 54 right out east wood park there before it change up. it was really pack up ya know.. green arm and sweat a reek!!! anyway.

i standing near this fat rebel woman.. , she gots her daughter about 6-7 years old beside her holding onto a seat. anyway everybody a sweat and hot and a bag juice man a get nuf sale outside the bus window. teh woman bought one bag juice. the littel gurl start seh she want one. mother seh she only a buy one.

the woman pull the bag juice and start drinking it ...
"eh. tek some"
the likkle gurl start frownz she a shy away from the mouth o the bag juice. the mada a get mad.
"likkle gyal mi not buying one innu. eh!" the pickney a move her mouth away from the bad juice.

yo this bus is basically quiet you know... everybody a look round pon the mother a force the likkle pickney fi drink the Bag juice.

she seh
"why yo nah tek the bag juice? ta me mouth nuh stink gyal" supm to thah effect

hear the pickney "YO TINK ME NUH SEE WHAT YO DO DADDY LAST NIGHT"

it took a while before the ppl realise what the lil girl mean. the whoel bus crack up :<!--emo&lol:-->Posted Image<!--endemo-->
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Venomous
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me rahtid hgdf
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poem master
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA lol chair
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