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Jamaican driver
Topic Started: Jul 24 2007, 08:48 PM (74 Views)
Venomous
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A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak.
A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he's
about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police arrive he explains what happened. "Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer !!
Mi car write off to rass !!"
The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in
amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You're so
into the damage of your car door that you didn't even realize that your
hand is still attached to it !!
The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand
and screams out, "Blood claat !! Mi rolex !!
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lol
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HA HA
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hgdf funny post
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lol good one
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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