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senior sex
Topic Started: Sep 21 2007, 07:12 PM (124 Views)
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A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into
their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way
you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row ... the couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems pays the doctor, then leaves. Finally, after five or six weeks of this
routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?" Moe says, " We're not trying to find out anything. She's married, and we can't go to
her house. I'm married, and we can't go to my house. Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton
charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare

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