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greedy monkey
Topic Started: Oct 1 2007, 10:23 PM (56 Views)
Venomous
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs
some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and
grabs one of the billiard balls.
To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows
it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just
did?'
'No, what?'
'He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!'
'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy, 'he eats everything
in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.'
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
ate and leaves.
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls
it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it
up his butt, Pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey did now?'
'No, what?' replied the man.
'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
them out, and ate them!' said the bartender.
'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy. 'He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball, he
measures everything first.'
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