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Stop or slow down
Topic Started: Oct 4 2007, 07:36 PM (57 Views)
Venomous
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A lawyer from Kingston ran a stop sign in Portland and got pulled over by the police. He thought he could outsmart the officer as he was a lawyer and no police should have the level of education that he had.

Police : "Good aftanoon sah. License and registration please"

Lawyer : "What for?"

Police : "Yu neva come to a complete stop at the stop sign, let me see yu papers"

Lawyer : "But I slowed down and nothing was coming"

Police : "Di sign means u mus come to a complete stop"

Lawyer : "Ok, here's a deal. If you can logically prove the difference between slowing down and stopping then i'll give u my papers and you can write me a ticket"

Police : "Fair enough, come out a d bloodclaat vehicle"

By this time the police was giving the lawyer a good beating then he asked the lawyer,
"Should I stop or slow down?"


Moral of the story - In Jamaica, dont FUK with the police.
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kevin
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lol good one
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Crazypickney
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lol fo real
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