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| Venomous | Oct 4 2007, 07:36 PM Post #1 |
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A lawyer from Kingston ran a stop sign in Portland and got pulled over by the police. He thought he could outsmart the officer as he was a lawyer and no police should have the level of education that he had. Police : "Good aftanoon sah. License and registration please" Lawyer : "What for?" Police : "Yu neva come to a complete stop at the stop sign, let me see yu papers" Lawyer : "But I slowed down and nothing was coming" Police : "Di sign means u mus come to a complete stop" Lawyer : "Ok, here's a deal. If you can logically prove the difference between slowing down and stopping then i'll give u my papers and you can write me a ticket" Police : "Fair enough, come out a d bloodclaat vehicle" By this time the police was giving the lawyer a good beating then he asked the lawyer, "Should I stop or slow down?" Moral of the story - In Jamaica, dont FUK with the police. |
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| kevin | Oct 4 2007, 11:10 PM Post #2 |
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| Crazypickney | Oct 7 2007, 01:09 AM Post #3 |
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fo real
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